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Jesus H. Christ I have no idea what I'm drinking but it tastes awful and it came in a 1.5 litre bottle.
I am defined by stupid mistakes.
I am defined by stupid mistakes.
It's a bit late for it now, but I thought I would drop in my complete two cents on the Airbender movie, which was... bad. Really bad. Really, really, reallllyyyyyy baaaaadddddddddd. Race fail aside, this film was horrendously awful, like, I don't even know how to explain to you how bad this film was, other than to let out a scream of agonised pain that would make unicorns from two star systems away begin to weep.
This film was that bad. I can't even say it's the worst film I've ever watched, because there were parts I did like, but I can safely say this is the worst adaptation of anything ever, barring maybe a few Uwe Boll movies.
THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. I concluded that I actually hated this movie more than Twilight because, hey, at least I knew that Twilight was always going to be terrible. There was nothing good to take out of Twilight. Whatever poor sod that adapted it for the screen or radio (that would be interesting. Would Edward make shimmering noises?) would make a terrible movie. Even if it had Stanley shitting Kubrick attached to it as director and John Williams as the composer, Twilight was always going to be bad. At least not without a massive rewrite where Edward rips Bella's throat out and devours her at the end. Which Kubrick might've been open to.
Still, my point is, the book wasn't good, so it wasn't as if any of us were expecting the movie to be any better.
( main ingredients: swearing, anger, ranting. handle with caution. )
This film was that bad. I can't even say it's the worst film I've ever watched, because there were parts I did like, but I can safely say this is the worst adaptation of anything ever, barring maybe a few Uwe Boll movies.
THIS MOVIE WAS TERRIBLE. I concluded that I actually hated this movie more than Twilight because, hey, at least I knew that Twilight was always going to be terrible. There was nothing good to take out of Twilight. Whatever poor sod that adapted it for the screen or radio (that would be interesting. Would Edward make shimmering noises?) would make a terrible movie. Even if it had Stanley shitting Kubrick attached to it as director and John Williams as the composer, Twilight was always going to be bad. At least not without a massive rewrite where Edward rips Bella's throat out and devours her at the end. Which Kubrick might've been open to.
Still, my point is, the book wasn't good, so it wasn't as if any of us were expecting the movie to be any better.
( main ingredients: swearing, anger, ranting. handle with caution. )
Sometimes I think I would be a great a hostage taker.
Not for any amount of money or any particular request or to make a point, but just to tie people up and be somewhat threatening for a while and then letting them go. I don't know if it would do anything, but I would know that they would never forget me.
And then maybe in the future by some remarkable coincidence, there would be enough of them that if you could mark their locations all on googlemaps, they would form a picture of my face.
I'm really tired.
Not for any amount of money or any particular request or to make a point, but just to tie people up and be somewhat threatening for a while and then letting them go. I don't know if it would do anything, but I would know that they would never forget me.
And then maybe in the future by some remarkable coincidence, there would be enough of them that if you could mark their locations all on googlemaps, they would form a picture of my face.
I'm really tired.
