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marrow_skyI was going to write a whole review about my thoughts on the episode, but that would take too long and besides it would just have been a reiteration of this conversation.
This conversation contains swearing and Moffat hating and nitpicking and Rose comparisons. Please don't read if you don't like any of that stuff.
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oxydised_moron: also does amy ever wear trousers
astronomia: nope, because Moffat faps to her legs
oxydised_moron: ... but companions... it's unpracticle
oxydised_moron: *unpractical
oxydised_moron: i will assume that Amy wears little shorts under it or something
oxydised_moron: because the only reason Rose ever wrote a short skirt is because she was AT HOME
oxydised_moron: AND NOT EXPECTING TROUBLE
oxydised_moron: and trying to get it on with Mickey
oxydised_moron: wait what the fuck?
oxydised_moron: old high Gallifreyan is less complicated looking than...
oxydised_moron: Gallifreyan
oxydised_moron: what?
astronomia: But River ~knows it~
oxydised_moron: oh my god this looks like the stupidest thing ever
oxydised_moron: oh "Hello sweetie"
oxydised_moron: i'm glad the Gallifreyans
oxydised_moron: had a word for "sweetie"
oxydised_moron: and here i thought they were all emotionally-dead jerks who had no use for words like that
astronomia: Maybe River is better than they are at it
oxydised_moron: this is James Bond, right?
oxydised_moron: like literally
oxydised_moron: James Bond/Indiana Jones
astronomia: Pretty much, yep
astronomia: original ideas are for losers
oxydised_moron: he's even wearing a tuxedo
astronomia: River's smugness bothers me.
oxydised_moron: this is uncool
oxydised_moron: it's so cool it's uncool
oxydised_moron: well i say cool
oxydised_moron: i mean like
oxydised_moron: it is so forcibly "isn't this awesome" that i want to stab myself in the foot
astronomia: But River is sparkly
oxydised_moron: this intro bugs the shit out of me
oxydised_moron: why is the time vortex cloudy
oxydised_moron: WHY
oxydised_moron: IT DOESN'T
oxydised_moron: SENSE MAKE
astronomia: xD
oxydised_moron: THERE'S LIGHTNING
oxydised_moron: THAT IMPLIES THAT THERE IS FRICTION AND CURRENT AND
oxydised_moron: also what? the TARDIS materialised there, but they have to follow them physically?
oxydised_moron: ... she knows how to drive the TARDIS better than the Doctor
oxydised_moron: what
oxydised_moron: wow Amy is SO AMAZED!
astronomia: Amy spends much of the episode being SO AMAZED
oxydised_moron:you're saying the TARDIS's most..
oxydised_moron: RECOGNISED SOUND
astronomia: YEAH I KNOW
oxydised_moron: is due to the fact that the Doctor is a SHITTY DRIVER?
astronomia: I WAS SO OFFENDED
oxydised_moron: OH
oxydised_moron: HE THINKS HE'S SO HOT WHEN HE DOES THAT, DOES HE
oxydised_moron: WHAT ABOUT YOU
oxydised_moron: WITH YOUR
oxydised_moron: DRIVING THE TARDIS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN AND FUCK ME I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE
astronomia: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS AWFUL
oxydised_moron: WHAT?
oxydised_moron: WHO DID SHE LEARN IT FROM THEN!?!
oxydised_moron: IF NOT THE DOCTOR?
oxydised_moron: OH I BET SHE SHAGGED THE MASTER TOO
oxydised_moron: THAT WOULD BE SOOOO WITHIN MARY SUE PARAMETRES
oxydised_moron: I BET HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HER HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO FLY THE TARDIS
astronomia: and taught her Gallifreyan
oxydised_moron: I AM SO FREAKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
astronomia: AND YOU GET TWO HOURS OF THIS.
astronomia: and then two hours later
oxydised_moron: who, if not the Doctor could teach her how to drive the TARDIS?
oxydised_moron: WHO?
oxydised_moron: THEY'RE DEAD
oxydised_moron: IS SHE IMPLYING SOMETHING THAT I WISH SHE WOULDN'T BE
astronomia: she's probably a ~Time Lord~
astronomia: his wife, too
astronomia: from long ago
oxydised_moron: she dies she can't be
astronomia: this is her last regeneration
oxydised_moron: wait what?
oxydised_moron: they left the TARDIS?
oxydised_moron: and ended up fifteen feet away from it?
oxydised_moron: i understand it's a bit of a aesthetic choice but what?
oxydised_moron: OH MY GOD SHE IS SO GRATING ON THE NERVES
astronomia: I KNOW. SHE'S LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD
oxydised_moron: "How exciting! SPOILERS!!!"
oxydised_moron: I
oxydised_moron:GHAERKLG;ALEKRGHAL;G
oxydised_moron: I SERIOUSLY
oxydised_moron: AM LIKE
oxydised_moron: AUGH
oxydised_moron: oh haha
oxydised_moron: Rose is being clingy for assuming the Doctor would give his life for her
oxydised_moron: but River's nothing of the sort in assuming the Doctor will always be there if she jumps out of a spaceship, right?
astronomia: Yeah. Just....yeah
oxydised_moron: "you soniced her"
oxydised_moron: HAHAHAHAHA no
astronomia: Amy is the River/Doctor fangirl through this
oxydised_moron: wait
oxydised_moron: didn't the Weeping Angels have a more scientific name or something
astronomia: I think so
oxydised_moron: you know what
oxydised_moron: why don't they just wear a suit made out of mirrors or something
oxydised_moron: OH RIGHT THAT'S LOGICAL BULLSHIT NEVER MIND
astronomia: lskdfh
oxydised_moron: also is Eleven's hair...
oxydised_moron: longer?
astronomia: I think so :|a
oxydised_moron: it's bugging me cause it keeps flapping at his face like he's thirteen years od and he needs to tuck it behind a ear or something
oxydised_moron: coyly, mind
oxydised_moron: fluttering his eyelashes
oxydised_moron: probably at River!
astronomia: zldkjsf
oxydised_moron: aww, i do like Amy being all "lol grumpy face awww."
astronomia: this episode is like...loved everywhere. everywhere. help D:
oxydised_moron: Amy is growing on me...
oxydised_moron: i have to admit that
astronomia: I liked Amy better last time than I did here with her fetish for finding out if they're banging
oxydised_moron: Amy
oxydised_moron: i like you
oxydised_moron: stop
oxydised_moron: that
oxydised_moron:
he just had a long rant about how everything was dangerous and she doesn't have a "pfft. PLEASE i wouldn't've stayed if I wasn't ready for that shit."
oxydised_moron: it's "is she your wife?"
oxydised_moron: MOFFAT
oxydised_moron: THIS ISN'T WITTY DIALOGUE
astronomia: Yes. Like I said, she's suddenly VERY INTENT on this
oxydised_moron: hey
oxydised_moron: i'm curious
oxydised_moron: if they're stone when you look at them
oxydised_moron: why not smash them up
astronomia: Because that's smart
oxydised_moron: oh right
astronomia: I mean seriously. Go in there with a nice hammer
astronomia: the end
astronomia: or a bomb
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: BRING HARRY MASON
astronomia: lxksfcgh
astronomia: Tell him there is a little girl in there
oxydised_moron: they stole Cheryl
oxydised_moron: GO GET HER
astronomia: dskfhj
astronomia: that sounds amazing
oxydised_moron: could be Silent Hill anyway
oxydised_moron: like you could hear movement behind you and you turn around and they're statues
oxydised_moron: be a good scare for first time players
astronomia: That would be :|a
oxydised_moron: of ALL his faces?
oxydised_moron: oh never mind
oxydised_moron: also Amy hasn't blinked once?
oxydised_moron: is she
oxydised_moron: does she hold like magic unblink powers?
astronomia: apparently she does
oxydised_moron: you know what bugged me about Blink?
astronomia: ?
oxydised_moron: it's the fact that why wouldn't you hold one eye open
oxydised_moron: and switch
oxydised_moron: no one thought of it?
oxydised_moron: I THOUGHT OF IT
astronomia: Amy does that, at least? but it's still....yeah
astronomia: something you'd think would be common sense
oxydised_moron: i'm also kind of confused - Amy was staring at the Angel
oxydised_moron: and yet the Angel made the doors close
oxydised_moron: when Amy is looking at an Angel, the Angel is literally stone
oxydised_moron: it has no power
oxydised_moron: godfuckit, Moffat
astronomia: NOW IT IS MAGIC
oxydised_moron: even with your OWN logic
oxydised_moron: this is SHIT!
astronomia: It really is awful
oxydised_moron: well the stupid thing
oxydised_moron: i feel like that's more of a River song being retarded
oxydised_moron: not the Doctor
oxydised_moron: the Doctor seemed to catch on pretty quick, but I dont' think he knew Amy was in the room and then he freaked out
oxydised_moron: River was like "HERP WHAT DOES THAT MEAN."
astronomia: Yeah but it still feels pretty dumb that he keeps asking I suppose. But I was possibly in a bad mood by then.
oxydised_moron: what, the Angels have magic "deadlock creating" powers?
astronomia: Because they are magic now it seems
astronomia: and deadly
astronomia: and amazing
oxydised_moron: he keeps asking? he asked why there weren't any pictures to show what they looked like as warning, because that would be pretty reasonable
oxydised_moron: also i think his book flipping thing is his way of skim reading
oxydised_moron: i dunno
oxydised_moron: i'm making excuses for Moffat don't mind me
astronomia: No it's fine xD I'm probably being grumpy because the episode made me so twitchy
oxydised_moron: ... that was pretty good, Amy, :D
oxydised_moron: go away River
oxydised_moron: gtfo
oxydised_moron: stop talking
oxydised_moron: i hate you
oxydised_moron: shush
oxydised_moron: she doesn't need your approval
oxydised_moron: let me guess
oxydised_moron: Amy's infected or something with the Angels
astronomia: Yep
oxydised_moron: also i'm confused
astronomia: ?
oxydised_moron: looking at the eyes does this
oxydised_moron: why didn't this ever happen before?
astronomia: because...magic
oxydised_moron: in Blink?
oxydised_moron: NO
oxydised_moron: NO
astronomia: MOFFAT KNOWS ALL
oxydised_moron: A Wizard cannot do fucking everything!
astronomia: Moffat thinks so
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: also the light football
oxydised_moron: can i say i thought that was kind of cool and Doctor derpy
oxydised_moron: cause he has the most ridiculous kick
oxydised_moron: i dunno it seemed so Doctor to me, it was cool
astronomia: No there's a few cute parts
astronomia: I really do think Eleven is fun
oxydised_moron: also I think Amy was pretty awesome with the four second mark thing
oxydised_moron: i missed that
oxydised_moron: and then the Doctor and Amy were having anice moment
oxydised_moron: then River was there
oxydised_moron: and ruined everything
oxydised_moron: River's a criminal?
oxydised_moron: yeah the Doctor totally seems the type to go marrying those
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: erm
oxydised_moron: Amy
oxydised_moron: if a bunch of sand just burst from my eye
oxydised_moron: i would be freaking out a bit more
oxydised_moron: :|
oxydised_moron: okay, THAT was a Doctor retard moment
oxydised_moron: not the right way up. :|
oxydised_moron: i will, however, try to be reasonable
oxydised_moron: and say that he was distracted in eavesdropping on Amy and River
astronomia: I dunno if that makes it better or worse
oxydised_moron: ?
astronomia: Just that they're trying to make him so focused
astronomia: on her
oxydised_moron: oh
oxydised_moron: well
oxydised_moron: he could just be trying to find out about his future
oxydised_moron: everyone's curious
oxydised_moron: and look!
oxydised_moron: two generic people
oxydised_moron: away from the rest of the group!
oxydised_moron: I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM
astronomia: I love that they were both black
oxydised_moron: OMFG
oxydised_moron: THEY ARE
oxydised_moron: IT'S LIKE
oxydised_moron: A BAD HORROR MOVIE
oxydised_moron: TIMES TWO
astronomia: I was like "THERE;S LIKE TWO BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS EPISODE. GOOD JOB."
oxydised_moron: oh and of course
oxydised_moron: the only two black people
oxydised_moron: die
astronomia: they're basically cannon fodder too
astronomia: we don't even get witty banter
oxydised_moron: i wonder if his face is going to get deformed
oxydised_moron: and we'll get another "we can be pretty and smart at the same time"
oxydised_moron: "infinite evil"?
oxydised_moron: look
oxydised_moron: races aren't just
oxydised_moron: evil
oxydised_moron: fuck you!
astronomia: racial purity, mmmmm
oxydised_moron: well!
oxydised_moron: the Daleks have a reason!
oxydised_moron: the Daleks were created to win a war and to survive, they weren't BRED EVIL
oxydised_moron: they aren't BRED EVIL
oxydised_moron: RACES AREN'T JUST EVIL
oxydised_moron: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
oxydised_moron: WITH MOFFAT THEY ALWAYS ARE
oxydised_moron: THEY'RE JUST 'EVIL'
oxydised_moron: and the Vashta Nerada
oxydised_moron: they aren't doing it for any good understandable reason
oxydised_moron: they're just evil!
oxydised_moron: NOTHING
oxydised_moron: IS JUST
oxydised_moron: EVIL!
oxydised_moron: NOTHING
astronomia: EVERYTHING IS JUST EVIL IN MOFFATLAND
astronomia: a magical place of hookers and manly men with women who fawn them
astronomia: and stuff
oxydised_moron: nothing
oxydised_moron: is JUST EVIL
oxydised_moron: even the MASTER
oxydised_moron: isn't JUST EVIL
astronomia: Moffat writing him would be awful
oxydised_moron: he wasn't BORN EVIL
oxydised_moron: he HAD HIS REASONS
oxydised_moron: THINGS ARE NOT
oxydised_moron: JUST
oxydised_moron: EVIL
oxydised_moron: I AM SO
oxydised_moron: FUCKING BOTHERED BY THIS!
oxydised_moron: i hate things that are 'just evil'!
oxydised_moron: and especially a RACE!
oxydised_moron: just
oxydised_moron: AUGHLKJASDFL;KJAG
oxydised_moron: *SIGH*
oxydised_moron: I'M SORRY
astronomia: NO I agree honestly
oxydised_moron: THIS IS JUST A PETPEEVE
oxydised_moron: hey i think i know
oxydised_moron: the statues here
oxydised_moron: they're people who've looked into the Angel's eyes, right?
astronomia: That part I'm not sure. I think so, though. Because they're all angels but the angels need bodies now or something
oxydised_moron: they are?
oxydised_moron: but they don't move and stuff
astronomia: He says they're dying or something
astronomia: so they move very slowly
oxydised_moron: ohhh
oxydised_moron: sigh
oxydised_moron: wait they have second heads that we can't see?
oxydised_moron: or
oxydised_moron: they are all angels so they aren't actually statues that were made?
astronomia: *nods* Right, the second
oxydised_moron: oh okay
oxydised_moron: also
oxydised_moron: radio?
oxydised_moron: bullshit?
oxydised_moron: dead people repeating phrases?
oxydised_moron: WELL
oxydised_moron: I WONDER
oxydised_moron: WHERE
oxydised_moron: I HAVE
oxydised_moron: SEEN
oxydised_moron: THIS
oxydised_moron: BEFORE
oxydised_moron: HI
astronomia: c/p
oxydised_moron: SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY
astronomia: Moffat likes c/p a lot
oxydised_moron: also i don't quite get it
oxydised_moron: the old Angels threw them back in time, they had temporal powers
oxydised_moron: these.. don't?
oxydised_moron: they just like killing?
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: oh
oxydised_moron: they just explained it blah blah
oxydised_moron: ....
oxydised_moron: what, so the Angels obtained Bob's ability to say "sir" and stuff too?
oxydised_moron: why would they give a shit
oxydised_moron: and why would they tell everyone this anyway
oxydised_moron: you know what Moffat
oxydised_moron): Rose didn't even want the Doctor to die for her or anything, she fu- oh why do i EVEN FUCKING BOTHER
astronomia: There is no reason to bother
oxydised_moron: but, but
oxydised_moron: he's wrong!
oxydised_moron: Rose didn't expect the Doctor to die for her, she did something really stupid and expected to sacrifice herself so he would live THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!
oxydised_moron: THIS EPISODE WAS SHITE!
oxydised_moron: IT WAS TROLLOP!
oxydised_moron: IT WAS EVERYTHING I HATED ABOUT EVERY EPISODE MOFFAT EVER WROTE
oxydised_moron: AND WORSE
(Well, I revise that a little. Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead still rank my worst. But this episode was still shit.)
This conversation contains swearing and Moffat hating and nitpicking and Rose comparisons. Please don't read if you don't like any of that stuff.
oxydised_moron: also does amy ever wear trousersastronomia: nope, because Moffat faps to her legsoxydised_moron: ... but companions... it's unpracticleoxydised_moron: *unpracticaloxydised_moron: i will assume that Amy wears little shorts under it or somethingoxydised_moron: because the only reason Rose ever wrote a short skirt is because she was AT HOMEoxydised_moron: AND NOT EXPECTING TROUBLEoxydised_moron: and trying to get it on with Mickeyoxydised_moron: wait what the fuck?oxydised_moron: old high Gallifreyan is less complicated looking than...oxydised_moron: Gallifreyanoxydised_moron: what?astronomia: But River ~knows it~oxydised_moron: oh my god this looks like the stupidest thing everoxydised_moron: oh "Hello sweetie"oxydised_moron: i'm glad the Gallifreyansoxydised_moron: had a word for "sweetie"oxydised_moron: and here i thought they were all emotionally-dead jerks who had no use for words like thatastronomia: Maybe River is better than they are at itoxydised_moron: this is James Bond, right?oxydised_moron: like literallyoxydised_moron: James Bond/Indiana Jonesastronomia: Pretty much, yepastronomia: original ideas are for losersoxydised_moron: he's even wearing a tuxedoastronomia: River's smugness bothers me.oxydised_moron: this is uncooloxydised_moron: it's so cool it's uncooloxydised_moron: well i say cooloxydised_moron: i mean likeoxydised_moron: it is so forcibly "isn't this awesome" that i want to stab myself in the footastronomia: But River is sparklyoxydised_moron: this intro bugs the shit out of meoxydised_moron: why is the time vortex cloudyoxydised_moron: WHYoxydised_moron: IT DOESN'Toxydised_moron: SENSE MAKEastronomia: xDoxydised_moron: THERE'S LIGHTNINGoxydised_moron: THAT IMPLIES THAT THERE IS FRICTION AND CURRENT ANDoxydised_moron: also what? the TARDIS materialised there, but they have to follow them physically?oxydised_moron: ... she knows how to drive the TARDIS better than the Doctoroxydised_moron: whatoxydised_moron: wow Amy is SO AMAZED!astronomia: Amy spends much of the episode being SO AMAZEDoxydised_moron:you're saying the TARDIS's most..oxydised_moron: RECOGNISED SOUNDastronomia: YEAH I KNOWoxydised_moron: is due to the fact that the Doctor is a SHITTY DRIVER?astronomia: I WAS SO OFFENDEDoxydised_moron: OHoxydised_moron: HE THINKS HE'S SO HOT WHEN HE DOES THAT, DOES HEoxydised_moron: WHAT ABOUT YOUoxydised_moron: WITH YOURoxydised_moron: DRIVING THE TARDIS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN AND FUCK ME I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE EYEastronomia: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS AWFULoxydised_moron: WHAT?oxydised_moron: WHO DID SHE LEARN IT FROM THEN!?!oxydised_moron: IF NOT THE DOCTOR?oxydised_moron: OH I BET SHE SHAGGED THE MASTER TOOoxydised_moron: THAT WOULD BE SOOOO WITHIN MARY SUE PARAMETRESoxydised_moron: I BET HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HER HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO FLY THE TARDISastronomia: and taught her Gallifreyanoxydised_moron: I AM SO FREAKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.astronomia: AND YOU GET TWO HOURS OF THIS.astronomia: and then two hours lateroxydised_moron: who, if not the Doctor could teach her how to drive the TARDIS?oxydised_moron: WHO?oxydised_moron: THEY'RE DEADoxydised_moron: IS SHE IMPLYING SOMETHING THAT I WISH SHE WOULDN'T BEastronomia: she's probably a ~Time Lord~astronomia: his wife, tooastronomia: from long agooxydised_moron: she dies she can't beastronomia: this is her last regenerationoxydised_moron: wait what?oxydised_moron: they left the TARDIS?oxydised_moron: and ended up fifteen feet away from it?oxydised_moron: i understand it's a bit of a aesthetic choice but what?oxydised_moron: OH MY GOD SHE IS SO GRATING ON THE NERVESastronomia: I KNOW. SHE'S LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARDoxydised_moron: "How exciting! SPOILERS!!!"oxydised_moron: Ioxydised_moron:GHAERKLG;ALEKRGHAL;Goxydised_moron: I SERIOUSLYoxydised_moron: AM LIKEoxydised_moron: AUGHoxydised_moron: oh hahaoxydised_moron: Rose is being clingy for assuming the Doctor would give his life for heroxydised_moron: but River's nothing of the sort in assuming the Doctor will always be there if she jumps out of a spaceship, right?astronomia: Yeah. Just....yeahoxydised_moron: "you soniced her"oxydised_moron: HAHAHAHAHA noastronomia: Amy is the River/Doctor fangirl through thisoxydised_moron: waitoxydised_moron: didn't the Weeping Angels have a more scientific name or somethingastronomia: I think sooxydised_moron: you know whatoxydised_moron: why don't they just wear a suit made out of mirrors or somethingoxydised_moron: OH RIGHT THAT'S LOGICAL BULLSHIT NEVER MINDastronomia: lskdfhoxydised_moron: also is Eleven's hair...oxydised_moron: longer?astronomia: I think so :|aoxydised_moron: it's bugging me cause it keeps flapping at his face like he's thirteen years od and he needs to tuck it behind a ear or somethingoxydised_moron: coyly, mindoxydised_moron: fluttering his eyelashesoxydised_moron: probably at River!astronomia: zldkjsfoxydised_moron: aww, i do like Amy being all "lol grumpy face awww."astronomia: this episode is like...loved everywhere. everywhere. help D:oxydised_moron: Amy is growing on me...oxydised_moron: i have to admit thatastronomia: I liked Amy better last time than I did here with her fetish for finding out if they're bangingoxydised_moron: Amyoxydised_moron: i like youoxydised_moron: stopoxydised_moron: thatoxydised_moron:he just had a long rant about how everything was dangerous and she doesn't have a "pfft. PLEASE i wouldn't've stayed if I wasn't ready for that shit."
oxydised_moron: it's "is she your wife?"oxydised_moron: MOFFAToxydised_moron: THIS ISN'T WITTY DIALOGUEastronomia: Yes. Like I said, she's suddenly VERY INTENT on thisoxydised_moron: heyoxydised_moron: i'm curiousoxydised_moron: if they're stone when you look at themoxydised_moron: why not smash them upastronomia: Because that's smartoxydised_moron: oh rightastronomia: I mean seriously. Go in there with a nice hammerastronomia: the endastronomia: or a bomboxydised_moron: ...oxydised_moron: BRING HARRY MASONastronomia: lxksfcghastronomia: Tell him there is a little girl in thereoxydised_moron: they stole Cheryloxydised_moron: GO GET HERastronomia: dskfhjastronomia: that sounds amazingoxydised_moron: could be Silent Hill anywayoxydised_moron: like you could hear movement behind you and you turn around and they're statuesoxydised_moron: be a good scare for first time playersastronomia: That would be :|aoxydised_moron: of ALL his faces?oxydised_moron: oh never mindoxydised_moron: also Amy hasn't blinked once?oxydised_moron: is sheoxydised_moron: does she hold like magic unblink powers?astronomia: apparently she doesoxydised_moron: you know what bugged me about Blink?astronomia: ?oxydised_moron: it's the fact that why wouldn't you hold one eye openoxydised_moron: and switchoxydised_moron: no one thought of it?oxydised_moron: I THOUGHT OF ITastronomia: Amy does that, at least? but it's still....yeahastronomia: something you'd think would be common senseoxydised_moron: i'm also kind of confused - Amy was staring at the Angeloxydised_moron: and yet the Angel made the doors closeoxydised_moron: when Amy is looking at an Angel, the Angel is literally stoneoxydised_moron: it has no poweroxydised_moron: godfuckit, Moffatastronomia: NOW IT IS MAGICoxydised_moron: even with your OWN logicoxydised_moron: this is SHIT!astronomia: It really is awfuloxydised_moron: well the stupid thingoxydised_moron: i feel like that's more of a River song being retardedoxydised_moron: not the Doctoroxydised_moron: the Doctor seemed to catch on pretty quick, but I dont' think he knew Amy was in the room and then he freaked outoxydised_moron: River was like "HERP WHAT DOES THAT MEAN."astronomia: Yeah but it still feels pretty dumb that he keeps asking I suppose. But I was possibly in a bad mood by then.oxydised_moron: what, the Angels have magic "deadlock creating" powers?astronomia: Because they are magic now it seemsastronomia: and deadlyastronomia: and amazingoxydised_moron: he keeps asking? he asked why there weren't any pictures to show what they looked like as warning, because that would be pretty reasonableoxydised_moron: also i think his book flipping thing is his way of skim readingoxydised_moron: i dunnooxydised_moron: i'm making excuses for Moffat don't mind meastronomia: No it's fine xD I'm probably being grumpy because the episode made me so twitchy oxydised_moron: ... that was pretty good, Amy, :Doxydised_moron: go away Riveroxydised_moron: gtfooxydised_moron: stop talkingoxydised_moron: i hate youoxydised_moron: shushoxydised_moron: she doesn't need your approvaloxydised_moron: let me guessoxydised_moron: Amy's infected or something with the Angelsastronomia: Yepoxydised_moron: also i'm confusedastronomia: ?oxydised_moron: looking at the eyes does thisoxydised_moron: why didn't this ever happen before?astronomia: because...magicoxydised_moron: in Blink?oxydised_moron: NOoxydised_moron: NOastronomia: MOFFAT KNOWS ALLoxydised_moron: A Wizard cannot do fucking everything!astronomia: Moffat thinks sooxydised_moron: ...oxydised_moron: also the light footballoxydised_moron: can i say i thought that was kind of cool and Doctor derpyoxydised_moron: cause he has the most ridiculous kickoxydised_moron: i dunno it seemed so Doctor to me, it was coolastronomia: No there's a few cute partsastronomia: I really do think Eleven is funoxydised_moron: also I think Amy was pretty awesome with the four second mark thingoxydised_moron: i missed thatoxydised_moron: and then the Doctor and Amy were having anice momentoxydised_moron: then River was thereoxydised_moron: and ruined everythingoxydised_moron: River's a criminal?oxydised_moron: yeah the Doctor totally seems the type to go marrying thoseoxydised_moron: ...oxydised_moron: ermoxydised_moron: Amyoxydised_moron: if a bunch of sand just burst from my eyeoxydised_moron: i would be freaking out a bit moreoxydised_moron: :|oxydised_moron: okay, THAT was a Doctor retard momentoxydised_moron: not the right way up. :|oxydised_moron: i will, however, try to be reasonableoxydised_moron: and say that he was distracted in eavesdropping on Amy and Riverastronomia: I dunno if that makes it better or worseoxydised_moron: ?astronomia: Just that they're trying to make him so focusedastronomia: on heroxydised_moron: ohoxydised_moron: welloxydised_moron: he could just be trying to find out about his futureoxydised_moron: everyone's curiousoxydised_moron: and look!oxydised_moron: two generic peopleoxydised_moron: away from the rest of the group!oxydised_moron: I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEMastronomia: I love that they were both blackoxydised_moron: OMFGoxydised_moron: THEY AREoxydised_moron: IT'S LIKEoxydised_moron: A BAD HORROR MOVIEoxydised_moron: TIMES TWOastronomia: I was like "THERE;S LIKE TWO BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS EPISODE. GOOD JOB."oxydised_moron: oh and of courseoxydised_moron: the only two black peopleoxydised_moron: dieastronomia: they're basically cannon fodder tooastronomia: we don't even get witty banteroxydised_moron: i wonder if his face is going to get deformedoxydised_moron: and we'll get another "we can be pretty and smart at the same time"oxydised_moron: "infinite evil"?oxydised_moron: lookoxydised_moron: races aren't justoxydised_moron: eviloxydised_moron: fuck you!astronomia: racial purity, mmmmmoxydised_moron: well!oxydised_moron: the Daleks have a reason!oxydised_moron: the Daleks were created to win a war and to survive, they weren't BRED EVILoxydised_moron: they aren't BRED EVILoxydised_moron: RACES AREN'T JUST EVILoxydised_moron: BUT YOU KNOW WHAToxydised_moron: WITH MOFFAT THEY ALWAYS AREoxydised_moron: THEY'RE JUST 'EVIL'oxydised_moron: and the Vashta Neradaoxydised_moron: they aren't doing it for any good understandable reasonoxydised_moron: they're just evil!oxydised_moron: NOTHINGoxydised_moron: IS JUSToxydised_moron: EVIL!oxydised_moron: NOTHINGastronomia: EVERYTHING IS JUST EVIL IN MOFFATLANDastronomia: a magical place of hookers and manly men with women who fawn themastronomia: and stuffoxydised_moron: nothingoxydised_moron: is JUST EVILoxydised_moron: even the MASTERoxydised_moron: isn't JUST EVILastronomia: Moffat writing him would be awfuloxydised_moron: he wasn't BORN EVILoxydised_moron: he HAD HIS REASONSoxydised_moron: THINGS ARE NOToxydised_moron: JUSToxydised_moron: EVILoxydised_moron: I AM SOoxydised_moron: FUCKING BOTHERED BY THIS!oxydised_moron: i hate things that are 'just evil'!oxydised_moron: and especially a RACE!oxydised_moron: justoxydised_moron: AUGHLKJASDFL;KJAGoxydised_moron: *SIGH*oxydised_moron: I'M SORRYastronomia: NO I agree honestlyoxydised_moron: THIS IS JUST A PETPEEVEoxydised_moron: hey i think i knowoxydised_moron: the statues hereoxydised_moron: they're people who've looked into the Angel's eyes, right?astronomia: That part I'm not sure. I think so, though. Because they're all angels but the angels need bodies now or somethingoxydised_moron: they are?oxydised_moron: but they don't move and stuffastronomia: He says they're dying or somethingastronomia: so they move very slowlyoxydised_moron: ohhhoxydised_moron: sighoxydised_moron: wait they have second heads that we can't see?oxydised_moron: oroxydised_moron: they are all angels so they aren't actually statues that were made?astronomia: *nods* Right, the secondoxydised_moron: oh okayoxydised_moron: alsooxydised_moron: radio?oxydised_moron: bullshit?oxydised_moron: dead people repeating phrases?oxydised_moron: WELLoxydised_moron: I WONDERoxydised_moron: WHEREoxydised_moron: I HAVEoxydised_moron: SEENoxydised_moron: THISoxydised_moron: BEFOREoxydised_moron: HIastronomia: c/poxydised_moron: SILENCE IN THE LIBRARYastronomia: Moffat likes c/p a lotoxydised_moron: also i don't quite get itoxydised_moron: the old Angels threw them back in time, they had temporal powersoxydised_moron: these.. don't?oxydised_moron: they just like killing?oxydised_moron: ...oxydised_moron: ohoxydised_moron: they just explained it blah blahoxydised_moron: ....oxydised_moron: what, so the Angels obtained Bob's ability to say "sir" and stuff too?oxydised_moron: why would they give a shitoxydised_moron: and why would they tell everyone this anywayoxydised_moron: you know what Moffatoxydised_moron): Rose didn't even want the Doctor to die for her or anything, she fu- oh why do i EVEN FUCKING BOTHERastronomia: There is no reason to botheroxydised_moron: but, butoxydised_moron: he's wrong!oxydised_moron: Rose didn't expect the Doctor to die for her, she did something really stupid and expected to sacrifice herself so he would live THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!oxydised_moron: THIS EPISODE WAS SHITE!oxydised_moron: IT WAS TROLLOP!oxydised_moron: IT WAS EVERYTHING I HATED ABOUT EVERY EPISODE MOFFAT EVER WROTEoxydised_moron: AND WORSE(Well, I revise that a little. Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead still rank my worst. But this episode was still shit.)