Time of the Angels? Time of the Bullshit more like

[marrow_sky]

I was going to write a whole review about my thoughts on the episode, but that would take too long and besides it would just have been a reiteration of this conversation.

This conversation contains swearing and Moffat hating and nitpicking and Rose comparisons. Please don't read if you don't like any of that stuff.

oxydised_moron: also does amy ever wear trousers
astronomia: nope, because Moffat faps to her legs
oxydised_moron: ... but companions... it's unpracticle
oxydised_moron: *unpractical
oxydised_moron: i will assume that Amy wears little shorts under it or something
oxydised_moron: because the only reason Rose ever wrote a short skirt is because she was AT HOME
oxydised_moron: AND NOT EXPECTING TROUBLE
oxydised_moron: and trying to get it on with Mickey
oxydised_moron: wait what the fuck?
oxydised_moron: old high Gallifreyan is less complicated looking than...
oxydised_moron: Gallifreyan
oxydised_moron: what?
astronomia: But River ~knows it~
oxydised_moron: oh my god this looks like the stupidest thing ever
oxydised_moron: oh "Hello sweetie"
oxydised_moron: i'm glad the Gallifreyans
oxydised_moron: had a word for "sweetie"
oxydised_moron: and here i thought they were all emotionally-dead jerks who had no use for words like that
astronomia: Maybe River is better than they are at it
oxydised_moron: this is James Bond, right?
oxydised_moron: like literally
oxydised_moron: James Bond/Indiana Jones
astronomia: Pretty much, yep
astronomia: original ideas are for losers
oxydised_moron: he's even wearing a tuxedo
astronomia: River's smugness bothers me.
oxydised_moron: this is uncool
oxydised_moron: it's so cool it's uncool
oxydised_moron: well i say cool
oxydised_moron: i mean like
oxydised_moron: it is so forcibly "isn't this awesome" that i want to stab myself in the foot
astronomia: But River is sparkly
oxydised_moron: this intro bugs the shit out of me
oxydised_moron: why is the time vortex cloudy
oxydised_moron: WHY
oxydised_moron: IT DOESN'T
oxydised_moron: SENSE MAKE
astronomia: xD
oxydised_moron: THERE'S LIGHTNING
oxydised_moron: THAT IMPLIES THAT THERE IS FRICTION AND CURRENT AND
oxydised_moron: also what? the TARDIS materialised there, but they have to follow them physically?
oxydised_moron: ... she knows how to drive the TARDIS better than the Doctor
oxydised_moron: what
oxydised_moron: wow Amy is SO AMAZED!
astronomia: Amy spends much of the episode being SO AMAZED
oxydised_moron:you're saying the TARDIS's most..
oxydised_moron: RECOGNISED SOUND
astronomia: YEAH I KNOW
oxydised_moron: is due to the fact that the Doctor is a SHITTY DRIVER?
astronomia: I WAS SO OFFENDED
oxydised_moron: OH
oxydised_moron: HE THINKS HE'S SO HOT WHEN HE DOES THAT, DOES HE
oxydised_moron: WHAT ABOUT YOU
oxydised_moron: WITH YOUR
oxydised_moron: DRIVING THE TARDIS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THAN HE CAN AND FUCK ME I WANT TO STAB YOU IN THE EYE
astronomia: I TOLD YOU THIS WAS AWFUL
oxydised_moron: WHAT?
oxydised_moron: WHO DID SHE LEARN IT FROM THEN!?!
oxydised_moron: IF NOT THE DOCTOR?
oxydised_moron: OH I BET SHE SHAGGED THE MASTER TOO
oxydised_moron: THAT WOULD BE SOOOO WITHIN MARY SUE PARAMETRES
oxydised_moron: I BET HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HER HE TAUGHT HER HOW TO FLY THE TARDIS
astronomia: and taught her Gallifreyan
oxydised_moron: I AM SO FREAKING ANGRY RIGHT NOW. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
astronomia: AND YOU GET TWO HOURS OF THIS.
astronomia: and then two hours later
oxydised_moron: who, if not the Doctor could teach her how to drive the TARDIS?
oxydised_moron: WHO?
oxydised_moron: THEY'RE DEAD
oxydised_moron: IS SHE IMPLYING SOMETHING THAT I WISH SHE WOULDN'T BE
astronomia: she's probably a ~Time Lord~
astronomia: his wife, too
astronomia: from long ago
oxydised_moron: she dies she can't be
astronomia: this is her last regeneration
oxydised_moron: wait what?
oxydised_moron: they left the TARDIS?
oxydised_moron: and ended up fifteen feet away from it?
oxydised_moron: i understand it's a bit of a aesthetic choice but what?
oxydised_moron: OH MY GOD SHE IS SO GRATING ON THE NERVES
astronomia: I KNOW. SHE'S LIKE NAILS ON A CHALKBOARD
oxydised_moron: "How exciting! SPOILERS!!!"
oxydised_moron: I
oxydised_moron:GHAERKLG;ALEKRGHAL;G
oxydised_moron: I SERIOUSLY
oxydised_moron: AM LIKE
oxydised_moron: AUGH
oxydised_moron: oh haha
oxydised_moron: Rose is being clingy for assuming the Doctor would give his life for her
oxydised_moron: but River's nothing of the sort in assuming the Doctor will always be there if she jumps out of a spaceship, right?
astronomia: Yeah. Just....yeah
oxydised_moron: "you soniced her"
oxydised_moron: HAHAHAHAHA no
astronomia: Amy is the River/Doctor fangirl through this
oxydised_moron: wait
oxydised_moron: didn't the Weeping Angels have a more scientific name or something
astronomia: I think so
oxydised_moron: you know what
oxydised_moron: why don't they just wear a suit made out of mirrors or something
oxydised_moron: OH RIGHT THAT'S LOGICAL BULLSHIT NEVER MIND
astronomia: lskdfh
oxydised_moron: also is Eleven's hair...
oxydised_moron: longer?
astronomia: I think so :|a
oxydised_moron: it's bugging me cause it keeps flapping at his face like he's thirteen years od and he needs to tuck it behind a ear or something
oxydised_moron: coyly, mind
oxydised_moron: fluttering his eyelashes
oxydised_moron: probably at River!
astronomia: zldkjsf
oxydised_moron: aww, i do like Amy being all "lol grumpy face awww."
astronomia: this episode is like...loved everywhere. everywhere. help D:
oxydised_moron: Amy is growing on me...
oxydised_moron: i have to admit that
astronomia: I liked Amy better last time than I did here with her fetish for finding out if they're banging
oxydised_moron: Amy
oxydised_moron: i like you
oxydised_moron: stop
oxydised_moron: that
oxydised_moron:
he just had a long rant about how everything was dangerous and she doesn't have a "pfft. PLEASE i wouldn't've stayed if I wasn't ready for that shit."
oxydised_moron: it's "is she your wife?"
oxydised_moron: MOFFAT
oxydised_moron: THIS ISN'T WITTY DIALOGUE
astronomia: Yes. Like I said, she's suddenly VERY INTENT on this
oxydised_moron: hey
oxydised_moron: i'm curious
oxydised_moron: if they're stone when you look at them
oxydised_moron: why not smash them up
astronomia: Because that's smart
oxydised_moron: oh right
astronomia: I mean seriously. Go in there with a nice hammer
astronomia: the end
astronomia: or a bomb
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: BRING HARRY MASON
astronomia: lxksfcgh
astronomia: Tell him there is a little girl in there
oxydised_moron: they stole Cheryl
oxydised_moron: GO GET HER
astronomia: dskfhj
astronomia: that sounds amazing
oxydised_moron: could be Silent Hill anyway
oxydised_moron: like you could hear movement behind you and you turn around and they're statues
oxydised_moron: be a good scare for first time players
astronomia: That would be :|a
oxydised_moron: of ALL his faces?
oxydised_moron: oh never mind
oxydised_moron: also Amy hasn't blinked once?
oxydised_moron: is she
oxydised_moron: does she hold like magic unblink powers?
astronomia: apparently she does
oxydised_moron: you know what bugged me about Blink?
astronomia: ?
oxydised_moron: it's the fact that why wouldn't you hold one eye open
oxydised_moron: and switch
oxydised_moron: no one thought of it?
oxydised_moron: I THOUGHT OF IT
astronomia: Amy does that, at least? but it's still....yeah
astronomia: something you'd think would be common sense
oxydised_moron: i'm also kind of confused - Amy was staring at the Angel
oxydised_moron: and yet the Angel made the doors close
oxydised_moron: when Amy is looking at an Angel, the Angel is literally stone
oxydised_moron: it has no power
oxydised_moron: godfuckit, Moffat
astronomia: NOW IT IS MAGIC
oxydised_moron: even with your OWN logic
oxydised_moron: this is SHIT!
astronomia: It really is awful
oxydised_moron: well the stupid thing
oxydised_moron: i feel like that's more of a River song being retarded
oxydised_moron: not the Doctor
oxydised_moron: the Doctor seemed to catch on pretty quick, but I dont' think he knew Amy was in the room and then he freaked out
oxydised_moron: River was like "HERP WHAT DOES THAT MEAN."
astronomia: Yeah but it still feels pretty dumb that he keeps asking I suppose. But I was possibly in a bad mood by then.
oxydised_moron: what, the Angels have magic "deadlock creating" powers?
astronomia: Because they are magic now it seems
astronomia: and deadly
astronomia: and amazing
oxydised_moron: he keeps asking? he asked why there weren't any pictures to show what they looked like as warning, because that would be pretty reasonable
oxydised_moron: also i think his book flipping thing is his way of skim reading
oxydised_moron: i dunno
oxydised_moron: i'm making excuses for Moffat don't mind me
astronomia: No it's fine xD I'm probably being grumpy because the episode made me so twitchy
oxydised_moron: ... that was pretty good, Amy, :D
oxydised_moron: go away River
oxydised_moron: gtfo
oxydised_moron: stop talking
oxydised_moron: i hate you
oxydised_moron: shush
oxydised_moron: she doesn't need your approval
oxydised_moron: let me guess
oxydised_moron: Amy's infected or something with the Angels
astronomia: Yep
oxydised_moron: also i'm confused
astronomia: ?
oxydised_moron: looking at the eyes does this
oxydised_moron: why didn't this ever happen before?
astronomia: because...magic
oxydised_moron: in Blink?
oxydised_moron: NO
oxydised_moron: NO
astronomia: MOFFAT KNOWS ALL
oxydised_moron: A Wizard cannot do fucking everything!
astronomia: Moffat thinks so
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: also the light football
oxydised_moron: can i say i thought that was kind of cool and Doctor derpy
oxydised_moron: cause he has the most ridiculous kick
oxydised_moron: i dunno it seemed so Doctor to me, it was cool
astronomia: No there's a few cute parts
astronomia: I really do think Eleven is fun
oxydised_moron: also I think Amy was pretty awesome with the four second mark thing
oxydised_moron: i missed that
oxydised_moron: and then the Doctor and Amy were having anice moment
oxydised_moron: then River was there
oxydised_moron: and ruined everything
oxydised_moron: River's a criminal?
oxydised_moron: yeah the Doctor totally seems the type to go marrying those
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: erm
oxydised_moron: Amy
oxydised_moron: if a bunch of sand just burst from my eye
oxydised_moron: i would be freaking out a bit more
oxydised_moron: :|
oxydised_moron: okay, THAT was a Doctor retard moment
oxydised_moron: not the right way up. :|
oxydised_moron: i will, however, try to be reasonable
oxydised_moron: and say that he was distracted in eavesdropping on Amy and River
astronomia: I dunno if that makes it better or worse
oxydised_moron: ?
astronomia: Just that they're trying to make him so focused
astronomia: on her
oxydised_moron: oh
oxydised_moron: well
oxydised_moron: he could just be trying to find out about his future
oxydised_moron: everyone's curious
oxydised_moron: and look!
oxydised_moron: two generic people
oxydised_moron: away from the rest of the group!
oxydised_moron: I WONDER WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO THEM
astronomia: I love that they were both black
oxydised_moron: OMFG
oxydised_moron: THEY ARE
oxydised_moron: IT'S LIKE
oxydised_moron: A BAD HORROR MOVIE
oxydised_moron: TIMES TWO
astronomia: I was like "THERE;S LIKE TWO BLACK PEOPLE IN THIS EPISODE. GOOD JOB."
oxydised_moron: oh and of course
oxydised_moron: the only two black people
oxydised_moron: die
astronomia: they're basically cannon fodder too
astronomia: we don't even get witty banter
oxydised_moron: i wonder if his face is going to get deformed
oxydised_moron: and we'll get another "we can be pretty and smart at the same time"
oxydised_moron: "infinite evil"?
oxydised_moron: look
oxydised_moron: races aren't just
oxydised_moron: evil
oxydised_moron: fuck you!
astronomia: racial purity, mmmmm
oxydised_moron: well!
oxydised_moron: the Daleks have a reason!
oxydised_moron: the Daleks were created to win a war and to survive, they weren't BRED EVIL
oxydised_moron: they aren't BRED EVIL
oxydised_moron: RACES AREN'T JUST EVIL
oxydised_moron: BUT YOU KNOW WHAT
oxydised_moron: WITH MOFFAT THEY ALWAYS ARE
oxydised_moron: THEY'RE JUST 'EVIL'
oxydised_moron: and the Vashta Nerada
oxydised_moron: they aren't doing it for any good understandable reason
oxydised_moron: they're just evil!
oxydised_moron: NOTHING
oxydised_moron: IS JUST
oxydised_moron: EVIL!
oxydised_moron: NOTHING
astronomia: EVERYTHING IS JUST EVIL IN MOFFATLAND
astronomia: a magical place of hookers and manly men with women who fawn them
astronomia: and stuff
oxydised_moron: nothing
oxydised_moron: is JUST EVIL
oxydised_moron: even the MASTER
oxydised_moron: isn't JUST EVIL
astronomia: Moffat writing him would be awful
oxydised_moron: he wasn't BORN EVIL
oxydised_moron: he HAD HIS REASONS
oxydised_moron: THINGS ARE NOT
oxydised_moron: JUST
oxydised_moron: EVIL
oxydised_moron: I AM SO
oxydised_moron: FUCKING BOTHERED BY THIS!
oxydised_moron: i hate things that are 'just evil'!
oxydised_moron: and especially a RACE!
oxydised_moron: just
oxydised_moron: AUGHLKJASDFL;KJAG
oxydised_moron: *SIGH*
oxydised_moron: I'M SORRY
astronomia: NO I agree honestly
oxydised_moron: THIS IS JUST A PETPEEVE
oxydised_moron: hey i think i know
oxydised_moron: the statues here
oxydised_moron: they're people who've looked into the Angel's eyes, right?
astronomia: That part I'm not sure. I think so, though. Because they're all angels but the angels need bodies now or something
oxydised_moron: they are?
oxydised_moron: but they don't move and stuff
astronomia: He says they're dying or something
astronomia: so they move very slowly
oxydised_moron: ohhh
oxydised_moron: sigh
oxydised_moron: wait they have second heads that we can't see?
oxydised_moron: or
oxydised_moron: they are all angels so they aren't actually statues that were made?
astronomia: *nods* Right, the second
oxydised_moron: oh okay
oxydised_moron: also
oxydised_moron: radio?
oxydised_moron: bullshit?
oxydised_moron: dead people repeating phrases?
oxydised_moron: WELL
oxydised_moron: I WONDER
oxydised_moron: WHERE
oxydised_moron: I HAVE
oxydised_moron: SEEN
oxydised_moron: THIS
oxydised_moron: BEFORE
oxydised_moron: HI
astronomia: c/p
oxydised_moron: SILENCE IN THE LIBRARY
astronomia: Moffat likes c/p a lot
oxydised_moron: also i don't quite get it
oxydised_moron: the old Angels threw them back in time, they had temporal powers
oxydised_moron: these.. don't?
oxydised_moron: they just like killing?
oxydised_moron: ...
oxydised_moron: oh
oxydised_moron: they just explained it blah blah
oxydised_moron: ....
oxydised_moron: what, so the Angels obtained Bob's ability to say "sir" and stuff too?
oxydised_moron: why would they give a shit
oxydised_moron: and why would they tell everyone this anyway
oxydised_moron: you know what Moffat
oxydised_moron): Rose didn't even want the Doctor to die for her or anything, she fu- oh why do i EVEN FUCKING BOTHER
astronomia: There is no reason to bother
oxydised_moron: but, but
oxydised_moron: he's wrong!
oxydised_moron: Rose didn't expect the Doctor to die for her, she did something really stupid and expected to sacrifice herself so he would live THAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT!
oxydised_moron: THIS EPISODE WAS SHITE!
oxydised_moron: IT WAS TROLLOP!
oxydised_moron: IT WAS EVERYTHING I HATED ABOUT EVERY EPISODE MOFFAT EVER WROTE
oxydised_moron: AND WORSE


(Well, I revise that a little. Silence in the Library and Forest of the Dead still rank my worst. But this episode was still shit.)

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This conversation contains swearing and Moffat hating and nitpicking and Rose comparisons. Please don't read if you don't like any of that stuff.


lol, I don't like any of the that stuff, but I read anyway, and this made me burst out laughing:

why don't they just wear a suit made out of mirrors or something

Logic for the win! :D