my body called

[marrow_sky]

I think being a girl is basically like having a very small, very annoying little grandma living inside your belly.



And every month, she finally just loses her shit and starts breaking stuff because she can't stand this childless uterus she's living in any more and you just don't love her enough to have babies, do you.

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[avoria.livejournal.com]

The thing is, even if or when you do have kids, she's still not satisfied because THEY'RE JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH.

I guess by the time you hit yours 50s, she's dead though.

[oxydised-moron.livejournal.com]

And you realise you got used to her and it's just not the same without her anymore.

[avoria.livejournal.com]

Poor old granny. I'm going to miss you when you're gone D:

In the meantime, I will feed you drugs to make you less of a pain in my ass.

Did I mention I liked this metaphor?

[oxydised-moron.livejournal.com]

And her corpse starts to smell.

I think you'll stop liking it the more you let me talk.